Wow

I heard that Christina Ricci and her fiance, Owen Benjamin, are calling off their engagement. Yeah, that's sad. But what I was most intrigued by was their height difference. The picture below doesn't even look real. She looks like a little life-sized doll that Owen took along for a walk. The photo almost looks photoshopped. Like they juxtaposed a picture of Christina next to Owen and the perspective is all wrong.

Of course, what comes to mind when I see such a height difference is me and Eagan (or me and anyone, pretty much). But this is just crazy. Eagan is a foot taller than me -- which I considered an ungodly amount. The difference between Christina and Owen is a foot and a half! I can't even imagine what it would be like to have six more inches added to the height difference between Eagan and I. At that point, the relationship would be over. Get out while you can, little Christina.

Her neck must be really sore