Conversation

Eagan, reading me something from the newspaper [this is what I heard]: "Some fans have asses spread at sports venues..."

Me: What?! To see what's inside?! Are they worried that fans are smuggling things in?

Eagan: What?!?

Me: Wait, what did you say?

Eagan: "Some fans have ashes spread at sports venues..."

Me: Ohhh...I thought you said "asses"

Eagan: I was wondering why you looked so aghast