Eagan left this calendar up on the screen. As I sat at the computer, I discovered that what Eagan had planned for the day was "Kill Heather".
The most important decision of our time: Obamalette vs. McCainlette
I saw protesters outside the theatre and I thought it was going to be the religious right protesting Bill Maher's movie Religulous. It turned out to be blind people (sight-impaired people?) protesting the movie Blindness. Hey, if they don't like the movie, they don't have to see it. OH! (Yeah, I'm going to hell).
This was a game piece attached to a Burger King cup. I didn't realize Burger King took such a satirical, political stance on our country's treatment of Native Americans.
Check out this white power rally I stumbled upon. Just kidding, they're actually just praising Jesus.
Hey, that egg roll looks like a...
It's not just that it's cock soup, but that it's cock flavored soup.
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That 'kill heather' thing cracked me (and Luke) up so much.
ReplyDeleteEagan does stuff like this all the time. He leaves a bunch of funny little surprises around the house and I always get a kick out of them when I find them. For instance, sometimes I get to the grocery store and I realize Eagan has written something hilarious (and usually inappropriate) on the grocery list (like crossing out "mixed nuts" on the list and writing "deez nuts"). Sometimes it makes me laugh out loud and I get funny looks at the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteThere needs to be more cock flavored things out there.
ReplyDeleteLoved this post.
xo
You know, I wake up every day and think the exact same thing. In a perfect world, I guess.
ReplyDeleteAlso, thanks so much - I'm glad you liked the post!