Germany's head coach, Joachim Low.
He's a cold hearted snake, look into his eyes...
He massages his hands in anticipation as he waits for his diabolical schemes to take root
Don't let the cute scarf fool you. He kills at will.
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know I hurt your feelings by kidnapping your child as a ploy to get access to you. My sincerest apologies."
You do not want to make this guy angry...
He re-enacts the first time he pulled someone's heart out of their chest with his bare hands.
Midnight meetings at the dock warehouse to plan evil is best when shared with a friend. And a thermos of hot cocoa.
He's always watching. He has eyes everywhere.
To give himself more 'evil street cred', he claims his cleft chin is really a scar from a knife fight with a ninja master.
"Careful, these pythons have killed before."
The classic evil villain wardrobe of choice: Turtle neck and a sports jacket.
In small, rare moments of humanity, even he is disgusted with who he has become.
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One way that facebook has ruined me, is that now there are a lot of times in life that I wish for a 'like' button. this is one of them. I have nothing funny to add, nothing to say, except that I really like this post. It cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I'm glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you about wanting a "like" button for everything. I want a readily-available "like" button to help me out when I'm lazy or speechless, but I want to give praise. But I'm sure I would totally abuse that button if it was available in 'real life'. Apparently it's not acceptable to just give a thumbs up and say "like" to someone when they tell you they're having a baby or that they're getting married. I had to learn that the hard way.