Crushworthy

Jon Hamm

Here's the thing. I'm not really attracted to Jon Hamm as Jon Hamm. I'm attracted to Jon Hamm as Don Draper. Not the character Don Draper (hell no), but Jon Hamm dressed as Don Draper. For some reason, Jon Hamm as Jon Hamm just doesn't seem all that attractive to me. Don't get me wrong, he's still a good looking guy, but he's not as good looking. I think because I don't like Jon's hair when it's all floppy and he's usually not clean-shaven. But when he slicks his hair back and he's wearing those awesome 60s suits with the thin ties (as Don), then I'm really attracted to him.

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Chan Marshall

I think Chan Marshall is so pretty. I also love her music and her warm, smoky voice (she is Cat Power). So while I don't mind looking at her and listening to her music, she's not one of those crushes where I would actually want to be in a relationship with her. She's just a little too crazy for me. She's had a really crazy life, she's experienced breakdowns (sometimes on stage), she's suffered addictions. I think she's gotten over a lot of that stuff and has gotten help and I think she's in a better place now. But, still, she's the kind of person I would imagine that would burn all my clothes if we were to ever break up...So this crush is purely physical and musical (attracted to her talent).