Superficial Things

I was watching Glee last night (it was kind of a depressing/lackluster episode, actually. There's a reason why Rachel/Finn/Mercedes take all the solos...) and when they get to the performance at sectionals, we got to see Brittany and Mike Chang dance. Both are really good dancers and I was glad to see their moves. But when I was watching Brittany (or Heather Morris, in real life) dance on last night's episode (which isn't the first time we've seen her dance), something seemed kind of weird or off. Her feet seemed funny in the particular shoes all the girls had to wear for the performance. I remember thinking her feet seemed really long. This all happened in a flash, so I wasn't able to pinpoint it exactly.  And then today I saw this picture from last night's episode:

Brittany/Heather is the one on the far left

Look at Heather's crazy ankles!!! Those are the skinniest ankles ever! They don't seem to match the rest of her body. It seems like a weird optical illusion. I'm surprised the weight of her torso can even be held up by those twigs. And you can see how she needed to make her shoe straps really tight and so there's a lot of excess strap hanging off. Do what I did: Hold your thumb up to the (enlarged) picture and use the length of your thumb to block out her black leggings, so that all you see is the top part of her body, her dress, and then the bottom of her legs. Doesn't that just look so weird? It seems like she has Barbie legs attached to her body.

Regardless, I still love Brittany/Heather.