John Mayer is an Asshole

There seems to be a disconnect between John Mayer's music/voice and his life. He's got that pussy voice and produces music suitable for dentist offices and grocery stores. But then he goes and says stuff like this (from a Playboy interview):

On his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson:

That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm... Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.

He also says some kinda racist stuff. Uses the n word. And when asked if black women go after him he says:

I don't think I open myself up to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.

(P.S. Happy Black History month!)

He also uses the word "fags".

His thoughts on porn:

It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I see 300 vaginas before I got out of bed...My biggest dream is to write pornography.

Thoughts on relationships:

John: Here's what I really want to do at [age] 32: fuck a girl and then, as she's sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she's like, "What? You gave me five vaginal orgasms last night, and you're making me a spinach omelet? You are the shit!"So she says, "I love this guy." I say, "I love this girl loving me." And then we have a problem. Because that entails instant relationship. I'm already playing house. And when I lose interest she's going to say, "Why would you do that if you didn't want to stick with me?"

Interviewer: Why do you do it?

John: Because I want to show her I'm not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I'm fucking you, I'm trying to fuck every man who's ever fuck you, but in the ass, so you'll say "No one's ever done that to me in bed."

I'm too sexy for my sleeves